Life is better when you are living as the gospel suggests.

Be careful not to leave out the “b” in the word “described”, because “descried” is also a word, and will thus not get red-underlined in Ye Olde Word Processinge Programme. Just one more way for your spellchecker to lie to you.

You might be a bachelor if you read the laundry tag on your washcloth and think to yourself, “Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.”